Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Holiday Humor

I can totally picture this happening to me! My mother in law sent this to me. I'm sure as a warning...

THE
GOOD NAPKINS
... ahhhhh...
the joys of having Girls...


My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first
mistake). One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet
doors was ajar.


I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping
'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?


Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those
were for 'special occasions' (her second mistake).


Now fast forward a few months.... It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are
leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments
for all of us while they were gone.


Mine was to set the table.


When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into
laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came
my father, who roared with laughter.


Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place
setting on the table with a 'special occasion' Kotex napkin at each
plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the
little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!


My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the
other adults into further fits of laughter.


'But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!!'


Isn't it easier to just tell the truth?! ????????

1 comment:

Sara said...

That is hysterical!